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Hawke
05-06-2007, 09:29 PM
Apple, please don't tell me my accent is as bad as the following

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met
up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?"

She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."

The Father asked, "And be there any wee little ones yet?"

She replied, "No, not yet, Father."

The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll
light a candle for ye and yer hoosband."

She replied, "Oh, thank ye Father."

They then parted ways.
Some years later they met again.

The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?"

She replied, "Oh , very well, Father!"

The Father asked, " Tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and four singles, 10
in all!"

The Father said, "That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?"

She replied, "E 's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle."

Pyro
06-06-2007, 03:21 PM
huh?

Legalize It
06-06-2007, 09:54 PM
we doh get it

Hawke
06-06-2007, 11:11 PM
steups.... I directed the thread to apple, whe allyuh come frum :P

Legalize It
07-06-2007, 01:52 AM
i get it.... hahahahahahahaa





no

apple
08-06-2007, 07:26 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
omg!!!!!!

hawke u is ah baxide yes.....rofl!!!!!


nah it not that bad....when you talk to a trini you sound "foreign"
but that voice mail...well yes papa!!!!

Pyro
08-06-2007, 02:35 PM
i still dont get it.

Hawke
08-06-2007, 03:21 PM
And you know when allyuh post allyuh jokes I does support allyou

Pyro
08-06-2007, 03:23 PM
but i dont get it.

ok na.."ha ha ha."

clayfairy
08-06-2007, 03:31 PM
hahahaha
funny


i really do get it
i not lyin

Legalize It
08-06-2007, 05:13 PM
i probably slow... cuz i still eh get it...


aye hawke, allyuh does really tork like dat in dublin...


Smoke ye weed, and ye will be free!
LOL!

apple
08-06-2007, 10:03 PM
lol....haaaaaaaa........hawke this is ah good thread

Hawke
08-06-2007, 10:26 PM
i probably slow... cuz i still eh get it...


aye hawke, allyuh does really tork like dat in dublin...


Smoke ye weed, and ye will be free!
LOL!

lemme put it like this... I am ashamed


apple... I tried to talk as slow as possible, and the voicemail... well.. erm... just pretend you never heard it

apple
08-06-2007, 10:29 PM
:rolleyes: pretending will be kinda hard eh

Legalize It
09-06-2007, 02:08 AM
yuh loss me and pyro

apple
11-06-2007, 03:41 AM
i am so thrilled that only hawke and I know this joke.......rofl...

and to imagine it is so blatant and not hidden....LOL

Hawke
11-06-2007, 03:42 AM
lol

done know

apple
11-06-2007, 03:58 AM
lol.....ah whole scene outta braveheart yes lol

CuChulainn
11-06-2007, 09:12 AM
I do get it, but not surprising as I am from Ireland. Its what we call culchie english, so you gotta listen to the pronounciataion, and understand we used to be very religious.

Weedy, we don't actually all talk like that... but then again you all talk strange at times. Sometimes, I have to have to ask for a translation lol

Hawke
11-06-2007, 09:16 AM
Arghhhh.. yer evil Doobliner^^^

Weedy.. you should hear Setanta. Lived all his life here, so his blarney accent is beyond