Worst Pick Up Lines

[Hawke]

:back:

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.o_o

[Apocalypse]

Guy: do u have a job?
Girl: no
Guy: would u like to have a job?
Girl: what kind of job do u have in mind?
Guy: how bout givin a blowjob

[CuChulainn]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!

[reva]

is this seat taken, miss?
no. and neither is mine. [and walks off]. rofl

[reva]

dahlin, yuh looking like a bottle of honey: sweet fuh days!

[reva]

or what about this classic:

walk up to the woman, and just say "hi. my name is reva. what's your name?" [extend hands and shake]

[Legalize It]

MAN: did it hurt?
OMAN: did what hurt?
MAN: when u fell from heaven my angel...

[Anna]

How u spreading so like margarine?

[Hawke]

^lollollol

[Babygirl]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

MAN: did it hurt?
OMAN: did what hurt?
MAN: when u fell from heaven my angel...

I actually think these two are sweet....but the delivery has to be right :yes: ...he musn't be licking his lips and looking at you like a piece of meat.

[kreyoli]

I may not be Fred Flint stone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock! lol

[kreyoli]

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. roflroflroflroflrofl

[kreyoli]

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

ok who ever uses this one is just sick!

[Anna]

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good. roflroflroflroflrofl


rofl rofl

I am thinking how I will react if someone tells me that!

[Ritsuse Ukitake]

You rell Like a Pre-heated Oven.. Yuh Hot fuh so!

[Spydee]

Every line here deserves a stoning and some jail time in a Mexican jail.

A hot woman like me likes a bit of humour and originality. Humour being the key word here.

Trini men does make me laff doh...Frend (every sentence is frend or famahlee) ah like yuh like cook food.

Famalee wham now?

Sigh de high instance of originality in dese lines does just make me wanna...strip off and say come to mama.





NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

[Pyro]

Yesterday my coworker and I were walking through Woodford Square after work and some old man was like

"good afternoon good looking and best looking"

we just burst out laughing :no:

[Pyro]

How about this one

"The Lord is my Shepard I see what i want"


Now tell me if that doesn't deserve a frigging slap and 2 kick!!!

[Babygirl]

How about this one

"The Lord is my Shepard I see what i want"


Now tell me if that doesn't deserve a frigging slap and 2 kick!!!

Tsk tsk tsk...calling the Lord name in dey nastiness. Shame! :no:

[Amy]

:gyurl walkin wit drink in hand, sipping from a straw
:guy 'oh gorsh baby ah wish ah was dat straw'


this actually happened to me :rolleyes:

[kreyoli]

The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to u.

So.. your a girl, I'm a guy any ideas?

Stand back! I'am a Doctor, you get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes

Is your name pepsi, cause, I gotta have it.

people actually say these things!lol

[Pyro]

Hey, you holding the sprite bottle

:no:

[kreyoli]

If I could be anything, I would love to be your bathwater

That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer!

you remind me of my dead ex-girl friend, wanna go home with me and pretend that you are her?


I have 4 words for U hol I day Inn!

[Amy]

If I could be anything, I would love to be your bathwater :ew:

That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer!

you remind me of my dead ex-girl friend, wanna go home with me and pretend that you are her?...what the hell?


I have 4 words for U hol I day Inn!
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